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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

American Playwright Babies

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

American Playwright

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. - Jean Kerr Quotes

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

American Playwright

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks - Jean Kerr Quotes

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

Funny Quote of the Day

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr Quotes

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Airplane And Aviation American Playwright

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. - Jean Kerr Quotes

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

American Playwright Divorce

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr Quotes

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

American Playwright Beauty

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind - Jean Kerr Quotes

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

American Playwright Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. - Jean Kerr Quotes

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Habit

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. - Jean Kerr Quotes

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

American Playwright Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

American Playwright Man

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

American Playwright Living

When the grandmothers of today hear the word

When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs.

American Playwright

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. - Jean Kerr Quotes

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

American Playwright

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

American Playwright Man

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? - Jean Kerr Quotes

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

American Playwright Coffee

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. - Jean Kerr Quotes

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

American Playwright Mistakes

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. - Jean Kerr Quotes

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

American Playwright Failure

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

American Playwright People

The real menace in dealing with a five-year -old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old - Jean Kerr Quotes

The real menace in dealing with a five-year -old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Jean Kerr Quotes

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

American Playwright

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. - Jean Kerr Quotes

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

American Playwright

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. - Jean Kerr Quotes

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

American Playwright

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